Here we go.
Hey there, wonderful humans!
First off, a huge, ridiculous, slightly embarrassing THANK YOU for joining this wild ride. We’ve got a lot of new subscribers (welcome, fellow adventurers!), and—get this—five of you actually decided to pay for this chaos. That’s five more than I expected, and I love you for it. Seriously, you make this all possible, and I promise to keep things weird, entertaining, and (hopefully) worth your time.
Now, for some big news: We’re leaving the country! Yep, packing up our questionable life choices and heading to Southeast Asia for new adventures, bizarre encounters, and probably some gastrointestinal regrets. Expect stories, updates, and the occasional “we may or may not have made a mistake” moment.
And for those following the ever-expanding saga of Lions Tigers Badgers—our story is moving too. In the next chapter, we’re saying goodbye to Santa Barbara and heading to Japan. Not just for the ramen (though, let’s be honest, that’s a major factor), but to live, experience a new culture and work at a Japanese hostess club and the illustrious Wieden & Kennedy advertising agency. This is where our advertising career begins, which will undoubtedly be filled with missteps, questionable creative decisions, and late nights fueled by alcohol, friends and Japanese hostess with a bit of sheer panic. Should be fun!
So buckle up, stay tuned, and get ready for the next leg of the journey. If you’re one of those brilliant five who signed up for the paid version—prepare for some exclusive, behind-the-scenes chaos. If you haven’t yet, now’s a great time to hop on board before things get truly unhinged.
Love & Light,
MM
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